"I’m not a nerd anymore! I... I have contacts!" -Billy

The teens are sitting in Ernie’s juice bar. They are Tommy, Rocky, Kat, Adam, Tanya, Jason, and Billy.

Jason: Hey! Nerd! Buy me some lunch!

Billy: I’m not a nerd anymore! I... I have contacts!

Jason: Ooo! I’m scared. (Rolls his eyes.) ( The communicators go off)

Tommy: What?

Zordon: DON’T SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, YOU INCOMPETENT WHIPPER- SNAPER!

Kat: Shut up, Zed.

Zordon: MY NAME IS ZORDON, NOT ZEDD!

Kat: Whatever.

Alpha: Shut up. All of you get to the command center, now!

Rocky: Keep your shirt on, droid!

Alpha: Shut up! Get to the command center.

Tanya: Yeah, Yeah...

Tommy: Okay, let’s teleport.

Alpha: Not here, fools! There are people that can see you!

Tommy: Okay, okay.... Let’s move over there. (They walk over to a spot, and teleport.)

Tommy: What is it, Zordon?

Zordon: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

Adam: Your ugly bald head!

Zordon: HEY!

Tommy: What do you want?

Rocky: Yeah, Baldie! Why’d you call us here?

Zordon: THERE ARE COGS IN THE PARK!

Tanya: That’s nice. You’re telling us this because.....?

Zordon: JUST MORPH, AND GO TO THE PARK, YOU MORONS!

Tanya: Oh, no you didn’t just yell at us. -And if you call us morons one more time...

Adam: Yeah! Why don’t you and the robot fight these things yourselves? You’re the ones they really want, not us.

Rocky: Yeah! You’re the reason they came here!

Kat: Yeah! If they destroy you, they’ll leave us alone!

Tanya: -And we can get on with our lives!

Alpha: Just go.

Tommy: Shut up you geek monster! It’s morphin’ time!

Zeo Ranger I, Pink!

Zeo Ranger II, Yellow!

Zeo Ranger III, Blue!

Zeo Ranger IV, Green!

Zeo Ranger V, Red!

Zeo Ranger VI, White!

Gold Ranger Power!

The rangers teleport into the park.

Red: Hiyah! You cogs are going down!

Cog: Whatever.

Pink: Let’s get this over with. (Slaps a cog)

Yellow: Yeah. Fighting Zordon’s battles really sucks. (Shoves a cog away)

Blue: You can say that again. (Kicks a few cogs)

Gold ranger calls on his Gold Rush.

White: Wow! That was so cool, Jase! Wow!

Green: Billy, shut up. (Blasts a few cogs with his zeo blaster)

White: Hey! (Gets smacked by a cog)

Red: Yeah! Shut up, nerd! Hi- yah! (Drop kicks five cogs)

White: I’m not a nerd! I have Conta-

Yellow: - Contacts. Yes, we know.(Does a two story high flip, and kicks a cluster of cogs.)

Suddenly, there is a loud explosion that sends the rangers flying. A fat monster stands in front of the rangers. (Cogs explode)

Monster: HA! You rangers are finished!

Red: Zeo - Spaded Power Punch! (Red Zeo ranger V’s hands glow, as he jumps, and prepares to punch the monster)

Monster: Ewww! A ranger! (Blasts Red with an energy blast)

White: Oh no! We’re toast! (starts to cry)

Monster: Ha ha! I know who my next target is!

White: Leave me alone!

Suddenly the monster explodes.

Red: What the-

Blue: Is this some kind of trick?!

There stands the original black ranger.

Adam: Zack?!

Black: Yeah, Who are you?

Green: It’s me, Adam.

Black: I thought you were the black ranger. I left with the BLACK ranger powers!

Green: Uh....It’s a long story.

Red: Why are you here?

Black: Hey! I’d know that voice anywhere! It’s Tommy!

Red: Yeah. It’s me. Why are you here?

Blue: He’s good.

White: Affirmative.-

Black: Rocky? Billy? What the-.... Aren’t you supposed to be red, Tommy’s supposed to be white, Adam was black, Billy was blue...

Gold: Shut up before you confuse all of us.

Black: Jason? But-

Yellow: Will you shut up?!

Black: Trini? - Or are you Aisha?

Yellow: I’m Tanya.

Black: Who?

Red, Green, Blue, Gold, Pink, Yellow, White: Shut up!

Green: Why are you here, anyway?

Black: I thought you could use some help!

Pink: Thanks, but we really don’t need your help, Zack.

Black: Who asked you? In fact, who are you? You can’t be Kim. Because she has a cute-

Red: I’d shut up if I were you, man.

Blue: Yeah. Kat is Tommy’s girlfriend.

Black: What about Kimberly? I thought they were in love.

Red: SHHH! Shut up, Zack!

Pink: I thought you told me you were over her!

Red: I am!

Pink: Yeah right! (teleports out)

Red: K- Kat! Kat! Ka- Wait!

Blue: Are you gonna be okay, Tommy?

Red: I hope you’re happy, Zack! I-

Black: Hey! Let’s go to the command center! I can’t wait to see Baldie and Alpha.

(The rangers teleport leaving Red Zeo Ranger V behind.)

Red: Okay! Zack has got to go! (Teleports)

Zack: What’s up, Baldie!

Zordon: WHAT THE-?!!!!! ZACK! I...I THOUGHT YOU WERE.... AT.... THE PEACE CONFERENCE!

Zack: Hey! How do you think Jason got here, if the conference was still going on?

Alpha: It’s canceled?! What happened?

Zack: Oh... This huge fight broke out, after some name calling...

Jason: Oh, yeah! That was so funny! The dude who called that other guy a..... what are you guys staring at?

Rocky: It’s not funny, man.

Zack: I thought it was funny.

Billy: So, where’s Trini?

Zack: Uh- oh. The nerd wants his girlfriend! HA Ha HA Ha!

Billy: I’m not a nerd any more- (Tanya slams Billy against the wall)

Tanya: If you say that one more time...I’ll beat you, and throw you in a trash can!

Billy: Sorry.

Adam: I’m going to the juice ba- (Kat teleports in)

Kat: Zordon! You-

Adam: Excuse me, but I was speaking.

Kat: Zordon you won’t believe who’s back in town!

Adam: I was speaking-

Kat: Get a life.

Tanya: Don’t talk to my man like that!

Zack: Ya’ll go out?!

Adam: Shut up before you ruin another relationship!

Zordon: KATHERINE. TELL ME WHO YOU SAW.

Kat: I saw.... Trini, and.... Kimberly!

Alpha: Not that ditz, Kimberly!

Tommy: Shut up!

Kat: So it’s true!

Tommy: No! - Kat! She means nothing to me!

Kat: R... really? (Tommy kisses her)

Tommy: What did that tell you? K

at: You’d better not be lying. -Or I’ll beat the crap outta both of you.

Tommy: Heh, heh.... heh...heh

Zack: Good luck, man.

Jason: Shut up.

Adam: That does it. I’m going to the juice bar.

Tanya: Um.... I’ll go with you.

Billy: I think I’ll go too.

Rocky: Billy, you dolt!!!! They’re not really going to the juice bar!

Billy: They’re not? Where are they really-

Alpha: Uh... You guys better get going to welcome Trini and Kim.

Billy: Oh! That’s where they’re really going.

Rocky: Yeah, .....something like that... (Adam & Tanya teleport)

Jason: I’m going to the park. (Jason teleports)

Tommy: Yeah, well... I’ve got to talk to Kat.

Kat: Yeah. We need to talk. (They teleport)

Billy: Well, I guess it’s just you and me, Rocky. (Rocky’s eyes open wide in fear, and he pushes a button on his communicator, and teleports.)

Billy: (Turns back around) Rocky? That’s strange. I could have sworn he was just here. Oh well. It’s just me, you and Zordon, Alpha. Alpha: I think not. (shuts himself down.)

Zordon: UH... HEY, BILLY! LOOK! BEHIND YOU!!!!

Billy: Where? (As he turns around, Zordon’s face disappears from the large screen)

Trini: It’s so good to be back in Angel Grove again!

Kim: Like, I know what you mean! I haven’t seen this place since the day I left for gymnast’s camp!

Trini: I don’t mean to rude, Kim, but... I don’t really care.

Kim: Oh. HEY! I’ve got an idea!

Trini: That’s a first. What is it.

Kim: Like, maybe we can find the old guys, and we can hang out.

Trini: I wonder how Billy’s doing.

Kim: Like, who?

Trini: B- I- L- L- Y. Original blue ranger....

Kim: Like, who??!

Trini: *sigh* The nerd!

Kim: Hmmm... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Him.

Rocky: Hey, Kim! What are you doing back here?

Kim: Like, hey Rocky!

Rocky: Oh yeah. Hey Trisha.

Trini: It’s Trini!!!

Rocky: Whatever. We’ve got a table over there. (Adam and Tanya, who are already at the table, wave.)

Trini: Adam! (The 3 walk over to the table) (They hug Adam)

Kim: Like,... Like... hey, Adam!... Who’s this?!

Tanya: My name is Tanya. I’m the new yellow ranger.

Trini: Oh. Well... I’m the original yellow ranger.

Tanya: So I’ve heard. Hey look! It’s Jason.

Trini: Jason!

Kim: Like, Jase!

Jason: Tabitha! Kim!

Trini: IT’S TRINI!!!!!! MY NAME IS TRINI!!!

Jason: Whatever. Hey Kim. (Bulk and Skull walk in, and for the first time, mind their own business, and sit at a table.)

Kim: Like, Trini! Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Trini: Yep. If your head’s on strait... (The girls run over pull Bulk and Skull from their seats, beat them senseless, slam their heads threw the windows of the juice bar, and drop kick them threw a wall.)

Ernie: My windows! My walls!

Trini: Get him! (The girls give Ernie the Bulk and Skull treatment)

Adam: Uh....

Tanya: Gee..

Rocky: Um....

Jason: HA HA HA HA HA!

Emily: Hey, Jason.

Jason: Ha HA- Emily! Hey!

Emily: So.... how have you been...?

Jason: Well, after you dumped me, I ran out, jumped in front of three or four cars, and tried to slam my head threw a metal dumpster.

Emily: Okay. Just checking.( leaves)

Adam: Wow. It’s Zack. (Zack tries to dance, and Be- Bop his way in.)

Zack: Hey baby! What’s your sign? (Girl throws her coffee in his face)

Jason: Hey, Zack.

Trini: Zack!

Kim: Like, Zack!

Zack: Hey, Tasha! What’s up, Kim?

Trini: My name is Tri- Why do I bother....?

Rocky: Uh oh.... It’s Tommy, and Kat!

Kim: TOMMY?! Where? (Kim walks toward Tommy)

Tanya: Uh, Wait! Don’t go over there!....

Kim: Tommy! (Gives him a hug, and kiss on the cheek, and Kat starts scowling)

Tommy: Um..... Kim. You know my GIRLFRIEND Kat.

Kim: Like, oh.... You guys are..like.... a couple... now...

Kat: YEP! A couple!

Beep Beep Beep Beeep Beep Beep!!!!

Tommy: What?

Alpha: Get to the park.

Alpha: I hate him sometimes.

Zordon: DON’T GET YOUR WIRES IN A CLUSTER, YOU PIECE OF SCRAP METAL. LET THE NERD HANDLE THOSE COGS IN THE PARK.

Alpha: Good idea... Hey! Nerd!

Billy: I’m no longer a nerd thanks to my contacts.

Alpha: B.S., kid. Anyway, there are some cogs in the park, and I need for you to go take 'em out.

Billy: You can count on me! I... It..... Uh....It’s...... m.... m...m-m.... morphin’ t....ti.....ti tim.... time!

Zeo Ranger VI, White!

Kat: You sure told that stupid Alpha.

Tommy: I know.

Kim: Like, hey! I know! My powers still work. Let’s get to the park and fight those cars!

Kat: They’re COGS not cars, genius.

Kim: Yeah.... I knew that..

Tommy: Okay. Let’s go to the park.

Kat: HEY-!

( Kimberly, Kat, and Tommy teleport to the park in ranger form. Kimberly is in her original pink ranger outfit.)

Red: Oh no! The geek’s here!

White: Hey!

Pink: Shut up. You ARE a geek if you get beaten by cogs!

Original Pink: Wow! This feels great to be back in action again! "Yeah, but you don’t look great in that ugly, tight, faded, pink ranger outfit that’s so old not even moths dare to get near it!" Kat thought.

What she said was totally different.

Pink: Yeah. Great to have you back, Kim.

Orig. Pink: Like, Billy? Is that you?

White: Kim! It’s been so long! (Zack and Trini teleport in)

Orig. Black: Hey! I’m here!

Red & Pink: Oh, great.

Orig. Yellow: Hey! We’re winning!

Pink: What do you expect? This isn’t like back when you guys first started and you couldn’t even beat those lame putties!

White, Red, Orig. Pink, Black, Yellow: HEY!

Pink: Sorry, Tommy.

Orig. Pink: Only six more of these things!

Pink: You can count?

Red: Kat, please! (Tommy could tell that Kat was giving him an evil look through her helmet, so he shut up.)

Orig. Black: Look I’m sorry for almost breaking you and Kat up. I had no idea you hated Kim so much.

Orig. Pink: What?! Tommy!

Red: Wait! I don’t hate you!

Pink: What?!

White: That’s the last of the cogs! Guys? Guys?

Red: Well, I don’t love her! (Everyone powers down)

Kim: What?!

Zack: I told you he hates you.

Tommy: No I don’t!

Kat: What?!

Tommy: Okay, I do.

Kim: Hey!

Tommy: Okay, I don’t.

Kat: Thomas Oliver!

Zack: Man, Tommy! How do you get yourself into these messes?

Tommy: I don’t like her!

Kim: Thomas Oliver!!!

Tommy: Wait.. I-

Kat: THOMAS OLIVER! IF YOU SO MUCH AS SAY IT, I SWEAR....

Zack: Dang, girl! You sound like Zordon when you scream like that!

Billy: Trini! How have you been?

Trini: Billy! (She runs to him, and they kiss)

Kim: Like, Ewwww! Nerds kissing! What’s the world coming to?

Kat: With ugly faces like yours, we’re doomed.

Kim: Look, you Austrailian freak-!

Kat: Oh, I’m a freak?! At least I’ve got a man! -Your ex!

Kim: Why you little-!

Tommy: Uh... Ladies... can’t we all calm down?! (Billy and Trini are still kissing)

Kat & Kim: You stay out of this! (They push Tommy away)

Zack grabs a bowl of popcorn.

Zack: This is better than Jerry Springer!

Tommy: You see how much trouble you’ve gotten me into, Zack?!

Zack: Huh? What do you mean?

Tommy: I give up.

Kim: Look, Kat, or "Cat" or "Qat" -

Kat: It’s Kat with a "K", stupid.

Kim: -Anyway, you can have Tommy. I’ve got Zackie, here.

Zack: You do? Wow! All these years I’ve been chasing after you, and you turned me down.

Kim: You really liked me? Wow! All these years, I thought you were just joking with me!

(Zack and Kim kiss)

Kat: Um... You know what, it’s been great, but shouldn’t you guys be leaving.... or something?.... guys.... Zack?.... Kim..? Billy??... uh... Trina? (Trini and Billy stop kissing)

Trini: Well, we-

(Tanya, Rocky, Adam teleport in)

Tanya: Hey guys- (They notice Zack and Kim kissing)

Adam: Uh... did we miss ...something?

Trini: Oh yeah! We moved back to Angel Grove!

Rocky: Gee... that’s uh.... great, Tammy.

Trini: TRINI! MY NAME IS TRINI!!!

Rocky: Weeell.... you know what I mean.

Zack: Well... uh Kim and I have to talk.

(Everyone else looks sceptical)

Zack: What?

Kim: Really! We’re just gonna talk.

Tommy: Anyway, it’s good to have most of you back.

Trini: Thanks, Tommy.

Tommy: Yeah, whatever.

Kat: Yeah, well, we’ll be going to the juice bar to get away from ZACK before he RUINS our relationship. (They teleport out)

Alpha: It’s uh.. good to have you guys... back. Okay, there. I said it.

Zordon: UM... HEH HEH... YES. WHAT ALPHA SAID. (Sends an electrical charge into Alpha’s circuits)

Alpha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAUAAAaGHH!!! System... shut... down..( keels over)

Zordon: OOPSIES! HEH....

Adam: Uh... We’ll be... leaving now. (Tanya and Adam teleport out)

Zack: Us too.

Billy: Yeah! -And us! (Billy, Zack, Trini, and Kim teleport out)

Zordon: MAN! I HAVE TO BUY A NEW ALPHA ROBOT NOW. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SAVE UP AND BUY SOME REAL HELP.